Thursday, 24 September 2009

You know things are just screwed up when...

---You get requests from the guys, who are hairier than the juggler and his bear, and the requests say "Hi, come with me to my farm, we can grow colourful fruits and vegetables and milk cute fat cows"

---You think this is the gayest thing you have ever seen and go "Dude! That's gay" until one fine day, the girl who plays the lead role in your honey coated dreams sends you the same invite and you accept. (Then religiously login everyday cause you get to send a gift each day and logout).

---Your wise cracks start appearing on SMS, status messages and low quality websites. And suddenly, you are the one who is not original.

---You realise there are very few hobbies that you can afford right now, and you are interested in none of them.

---You think everyday is a Tuesday until you realise its already weekend only because everybody is returning to the city to their homes. Sometimes you even ask "Is it september or October?"

---You have exceeded your net usage by 735MB this month. Dad is sharpening his axe.

---You move to Mafia wars for time pass (and get away from all the boredom and gayness in the world) and start slicing, dicing and icing losers world over. Boys will be boys? All of a sudden you are attacked by "Danger Kitty" and robbed off 12 million.

There is nothing better to boost your self esteem than being bullied by a 16 year old girl who calls herself Danger Kitty.

Why do I even try to be normal?

Wednesday, 23 September 2009

My path to self discovery

I have an energetic soul ("most active and adventurous of your group..jumpy and active and are a fun person to be around!")

My lucky number is 1 (Probably cause that's how much I used to score in my internals)

My nickname should be sporty

I am wolverine

I was born to be a detective cause I have a lot of natural instincts (Yeah, a guy who is writing about problems with self discovery)

Am the perfect guy with the girls and they are all over me cause I treat them so well (They must be all invisible)

Am a kitten because I am shy,vulnerable but sweet! (Yes, I puked after this)

Am Excellent at kissing("awesome" and "talented" )

Am in love and the victim is supposed to be lucky

The first letter of my soul mate starts with A

Adolph Hitler was my ancestor!

I can fly and...











I Am actually Jim Carey!!



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I wrote this blog all this while on a mission to discover myself and ended up with nothing. All I had to do was ask Facebook!!


Dang it! Why don't people tell me about stuff like this in time?