Sunday, 8 April 2012

Strange but true

Great lines:
1) All dabba SMS forwards have two lines in the body, the first being an unwanted line, followed by a completely nonsensical second line.
2) And then they all eat a banana!
Strange but true. Good night. Sweet dreams.





 You know that feeling when you are having a soul to soul conversation on the SMS and now you are waiting for a very important reply to a very important question and your friend seems to be taking forever, so you decide to go to the kitchen and have a very quick glass of water and when you are doing that - "Tink" the ringtone for the text sounds and you run and dive onto the bed catch hold of the cell and scramble to read the answer and then you see that its one of those "Touching/Great/Lovely" lines in a forward from someone who is in your address book but you can't really remember who it is?






 Those kind of forwards make Gerard Butler very angry. That's when he makes some animal love to his wife and heads for war with the sender.
"This is for that Forwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard"






Yes, I'm gonna sample only four of those forwards here, particularly, the three most wonderful Shakespearean quotes that I have received, feel free to mention the ones you have received.

Here goes -


Great lines said by Shakespeare:
 Don't trusted the believed one,
And don't believed the trusted one.


I am totally trusted that Shakespeare will believed this and quoted like this wonly.

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Shakespeare says:
Its not necessary to share everything between true friends.
But it is necessary that what you share must be true.



Turn to Shaky when you are wondering if its okay to lie to your friends.

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I always "happy"
You know why? Because I dont expected anything from anyone!!
Expectations always hurt.
--
Sheiksphere


Shakespeare will roll over in his grave three times if he hears about this,

1) Because, they decided to change his name to - Sheiksphere. Probably because, when they tossed a rich sheik out of a human canon straight into the Stratosphere, during the grand opening ceremony of the world's tallest building in 2011, they found his trajectory to be poetic and just as dramatic as Shakespeare's legendary marvels..

2) Because, they think he used double quotes on the first lines, implying he was actually being sarcastic when he said - I always "happy"

3) "Oh no my grammar teacher keeel me"

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Get out of office and get a girlfriend.
--
Narayan Murthy (Infosys founder.)


This is particularly disturbing, because his mail to the whole Infosys foundation was over 300 words long and went pretty viral. The mail was about staying late at work and how its an unhealthy practice. Somewhere in between he mentions this and the SMS crackpots jumped onto it and turned it into a forward.



"OMG, until now, the thought had never crossed my mind, but if the Infosys founder has said it, maybe I MUST get a girlfriend? Murthy Maama...lets hit the road."



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 And now, just for the kicks, my contribution to the SMS world. Something I had sent out years ago on the now inactive SMS group - 


SMS is a funny thing bro, because you can type any shit you want and attribute the quote to anyone.
--
Mahatma Gandhi.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Attaboy.Thou shalt write a post every sunday.

Iceman said...

And thou shalt use an Internet name

Anonymous said...

Come up with a good one

Iceman said...

"ILoveSkirts" ? :P

Pooja said...

I always "Happy".
U know why? Because I finds Knock Knock jokes funny

Iceman said...

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- HakunaMa

- Hakunama who?

- Hmpff?! Tata!

Naina said...

I cant stop laughing now!! There are a lot of philosophical Gurus out there... here's one such SMS from my crazy list - "Silence on Lips will avoid many problems. But talking with open Heart solves all problems. Always have a talk with open Heart!!" Uffff

Naina said...

I cant stop laughing now!! There are a lot of philosophical Gurus too... here's one such SMS from my crazy list - "Silence on Lips will avoid many problems. But talking with open Heart solves all problems. Always have a talk with open Heart!!" Uffff

Iceman said...

Remember to open your mouth too! :D

Rohan said...

"You are a killer" whispers shri shri pujya Adolph Hitler

Iceman said...

Hitlerji* :D