Yesterday:
Forgiveness. Because I'm sorry - I have learnt my lesson.
Today:
Flavoured Toothpaste
Urdu daily
Perfume
A Walk to remember ("Fresh air")
A bank account
Tomorrow:
A dentist
An urdu channel
A dressing table
A trek to the Western Ghats ("Fresh air")
An ATM
Day after:
Four wives
A suite
A big screen TV with TataSky
All the things that make me high
And after you have met all my demands, you can prosecute me for the murder of 116 innocent people, thank you!
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Sure Kasab, you want fries with that?
you forgot to mention the 72 virgins he was promised while taking on the task to kill people!
ReplyDelete!@#$%^&*!!!!
and his lawyer was justifying these demands on national tv! heights!!
Love the post!
ReplyDelete@Perplexed
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Kasab has by now given up all hopes of going to heaven. So the 72 virgins is a distant dream.
@Ping
Welcome back :P
Thank you
Providing him a lawyer is a big thing. He has been given a fair trial. but he has no limits , Who knows, he may end up saying he is innocent and asks to be let free !!
ReplyDeleteI'll personally go and assassinate him if that happens and he goes scot free!
ReplyDeletelets make him a kabab...dat sounds rhymin to his name kasab...lawyer and fairness to him?!!!!!!...indians r bein too sainty abt it....kill him if u ppl cant den 'll do d honors
ReplyDeleteHe will ultimately be hanged. Don't worry. :D
ReplyDeletehis smug just boiled my blood that day. tht prized, first shot of the guys trotting about with guns, remember..
ReplyDeletebrainy, wow post this is..
Yeah. He was pulled up for smiling in the court also yesterday :D
ReplyDeleteNiceo one, loved it :)
ReplyDeletegood one mate. Nice compilation.
ReplyDelete:)
ReplyDeleteYou made some excellent points there. I did a search about the subject and barely found any specific details on other sites, but then happy to be here, seriously, thanks.
ReplyDelete- Lucas