Monday, 27 July 2009

You scratch my back, I kick your butt

In a little town, there are 3 guys. Mr.A, Mr.B and a Mr.L.

Mr.A was poor and weak. But that is in the past when he was a kid. He is a big boy now. He is getting stronger, richer, he is coming up in life, the whole town is sitting up and taking notice.

Mr.B was at the top. Mr.B was Mr.It. He used hot air to get to the top, but of course, some credit has to be given. Now, his Numero Uno position is at risk.

Mr.L...well, Mr.L is just a joke. He is not Mr.C cause, well I dunno, I didn't think he was so far ahead at the line to get a 'C' so he got something like an L. I wanted to give him something as late as x,y,z, but they all sounded so cool, did not go with his image.

Here is the situation.

Mr.B is shit scared of Mr.A
Mr.B realises sooner or later he has to take out Mr.A sometime, but he doesn't know when. Because he just can't do it without a good reason. He now has to answer to a lot of people of the town you know.
Mr.B knows, he really can't take out Mr.A ALONE!

This is Mr.B's plan

1) Extend a hand of friendship with Mr.A (Read 'fake' or 'diplomatic')
Even promise to sell him nice big sticks for "security" because sticks are the In-Thing now! Sticks are soo IN!

2) Throw a nice juicy stake at Mr.L

3) B has an Ak-47, but sells a big knife to L, saying its the latest technology!

4) If and when the time comes, Let L attack A and soften him up. L takes all the kick ass punches and when A is finally getting tired and bleeding from the knife wounds, B comes in and knocks him out cold. Or at least, that's what B hopes to do!

But Mr.B, are you sure A is really as dumb as you think he is?


Match the following:

A,B and L

America, India and Pak


Please note: I know India is a she, not he, please don't try to be a smart ass!


  1. who a,b and l are-thats guessable.
    A very clever way of putting it.

  2. A-> INDIA
    C-> PAKISTAN!!!

  3. I know i Know!! A- India and L - Pak

    Mr.B thinks everyone else in the world is dumb!! I think there is going to be a Mr.F in the scene too who is going to tell Mr.A that let us be bhai-bhai and then try to stab Mr.A in the back....just like before. But I think Mr.A knows better than to trust Mr.F again!

    Poor good old Mr.A is surrounded by the kinds of troubled, therapy needing neighbors!!

  4. mr.f= hindu,chinni bye,bye

  5. Oh yeah Mr.F and Mr.MF on the left...Poor Mr.A indeed..

  6. oo..I see it differently. The different version.

    A was poor before and still not strong enough now. So he took B's rival Mr. R as friend. But when R goes weak, A made it to get B's attention. Now A is B's new friend and is using B in what so ever way.

    But in reality, B doesn't worry much about A, As A doesn't produce oil. A have to go far distance to reach even close to B. Everybody knows that A can never be on top.

  7. at above

    Welcome to the blog. That's all I can say :D

  8. neat......did u also mention Mr.A is super dumb?
    and Mr.B is stealing A's valuables and telling it belonged to him all the while?(P.S:Basumati)